5 THINGS I HATE THAT MAKE ME SEEM MEAN

  1. 1.
    Talking on the phone
    Hate it to the point of being rude. As in, I just stop talking until you don't think I'm there. It's awful. And maybe actually mean.
  2. 2.
    Slow drivers
    I really don't like driving, so once I'm doing it, I want it to be over as quickly as possible. Let me get to my destination so I can stop driving. GET OUT OF MY WAY.
  3. 3.
    People who are nervous around me
    I'm a very kind woman who is usually smiling and almost always offering hugs and a listening ear. Pick up on those cues. I have a deeper voice and I'm very strong, but those aren't big deals. I can only put so much work into making you more comfortable. Can you even get comfortable? Please let me know if my efforts are futile.
  4. 4.
    Build-A-Bear
    I don't want to stuff cotton and a FAKE HEART into some muppet carcass.
  5. 5.
    Cynicism
    People who are needlessly cynical in situations that should invite wonder and amazement can fuck right the fuck off and give into a little joy. Cynicism is not equal to intelligence. Stop being the dumbest dummy who ever dumbed and enjoy your life. There is so fucking little of it. That's just science.