A COMPLETE GUIDE TO GETTING TWEETED BY OPRAH

A few months ago I tweeted that Oprah should have Author and Activist, Janet Mock, on her morning program Super Soul Sunday. What happened next was unplanned, but I am blessed never the less.
  1. First, as an act of service, send her information that may be relevant to her interests.
  2. Next, if she responds to your act of service by taking your advice, acknowledge her enduring benevolence.
  3. Finally, she will bestow upon you the most glorious gift of all: a tweet affirming your very existence.
  4. It's okay to be overwhelmed. Mortals were not made to bear the weight of Godly praise. But know that a full recovery is imminent.
  5. At this point, you can respond however you feel appropriate. You might take this moment to show your gratitude, and let her know you will continue to be at her service.