BLACK PEOPLE WHITE PEOPLE TELL ME I REMIND THEM OF WHILE ON MY COMMUTE

  1. Whoopi Goldberg, but with eyebrows
  2. Pam from "Martin"
  3. Their mailman
  4. Billie Holiday
  5. Oprah, but poorer
  6. Michelle Obama with fatter arms
  7. Their babysitter/nanny/lunchlady
  8. Susie from "Rugrats"
  9. The black ranger
  10. Wanda Sykes but gayer
  11. Donna from "Parks &! Rec"
  12. Randy Watson
  13. Every member of the 90's girl group Total
  14. Ellen Cleghorne
  15. The cat from "Sabrina The Teenage Witch"
  16. Audre Lorde if she read and wrote kess
  17. The Pine-Sol lady
  18. The receptionist at their job