REASONS MY WHITE BOYFRIEND SAYS HE HE'LL NEVER DATE A WHITE WOMAN IN NEW YORK

I hesitated to post this because I genuinely couldn't decide whether or not it made my extremely nice boyfriend sound like a huge asshole, but ultimately decided he's a white dude so he'll be fine.
  1. The way white women in New York wield umbrellas in the rain, forcing everyone else off the sidewalk and "generally not giving a fuck about my space"
  2. He watched "Gone Girl"
  3. Miranda July.
    He just has a feeling about her.