TOP 7 MOST FUCKED UP THINGS MY DEAD GRANDMA SAID WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE
- •"Any man who wears cornrows hasn't definitely hit a woman, but he HAS definitely thought about it."
- •"If you look a gay person in the eyes they might cut your throat."
- •"Don't go to Africa because they got bugs as big as my fist that'll lay eggs in your face while you're sleep."
- •"If bleach gets on your skin, your whole body will turn inside out. I saw it on the Discovery channel."
- •"Will you answer the phone? I'm too old to talk to white women anymore."
- •"I tried to watch that Scandal show, but it was making me feel warm and stuff, so I cut it off."
- •"If you wake up, but you can't open your eyes or move your body, that means a demon is sitting on your chest. Just go back to sleep."