THINGS I THINK ABOUT/DO WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP

  1. 1.
    Think about the babybel cheese in my fridge.
  2. 2.
    Check the time to see how much longer I have until my ambien kicks in.
  3. 3.
    Look at the tagged photos on my ex's Instagram.
  4. 4.
    Investigate the profiles of the girls he's with in the tagged photos.
  5. 5.
    Think about the babybel cheese in the fridge.
  6. 6.
    Google the girls from the tagged photos.
  7. 7.
    Figure out if I have mutual friends with any of the girls in the tagged photos.
  8. 8.
    Think about the babybel cheese.
  9. 9.
    Text the mutual friends and ask if they want to get coffee and catch up tomorrow because I miss them so much.
  10. 10.
    Think about the babybel cheese.