Order of operations for checking phone notifications 📱

  1. 1.
    Facebook
    Keeping it old school
  2. 2.
    Work email
    Ugh. More shit to do!
  3. 3.
    Personal email
    Or should I call it my spam account.
  4. 4.
    Instagram
    Wonder what Kim Kardashian is doing today.
  5. 5.
    Snapchat
    Quickly moving up the list.
  6. 6.
    Twitter
    Do non celebrities still tweet?
  7. 7.
    Tinder
    Ha! Not really. Just jokes. Married lady.
  8. 8.
    At least as of today.
  9. 9.
    LinkedIn
    Who's viewed my profile today!
  10. 10.
    Class Dojo
    Bet you don't know that one! Well, those that have school-aged kids may.
  11. 11.
    TMZ
    Ok, no notifications but I need to get my news somehow.