THINGS A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE TASTES LIKE OTHER THAN A LATTE

  1. A candle.
  2. A Glade air freshener
  3. Sugar explosion
    Suggested by   @TJ
  4. Cremated pumpkin ashes
    Suggested by   @TJ
  5. Chalk with a hint of a pumpkin flavoring
    Suggested by   @TJ
  6. A regular latte made with milk that's been sitting out for too long.
    Suggested by   @danpolis
  7. The cold linoleum floor of Staples during their back to school sale
    Suggested by   @sebastian
  8. Elementary school bathroom soap
    Suggested by   @evanp