Things My Boyfriend Does Not Approve Of
Inspired by @minhal
- •Being Clothed in his PresenceIt's not that he wants me as some naked trophy, but rather that he never wears clothes. The only thing better than being naked alone is being naked together. Also, sex. Obviously.
- •PunsI love them. He hates them. This is a perfect relationship.
- •Not Laughing at his "Gold" Humor/JokesIt's more like.. Bronze.
- •My CatAnd quote "He's an asshole." Which is true, 7/10 times.
- •Anything Healthy LookingPizza, Chinese takeout, and hot pockets are the best kind of foods.