Things My Boyfriend Does Not Approve Of

Inspired by @minhal
  1. Being Clothed in his Presence
    It's not that he wants me as some naked trophy, but rather that he never wears clothes. The only thing better than being naked alone is being naked together. Also, sex. Obviously.
  2. Puns
    I love them. He hates them. This is a perfect relationship.
  3. Not Laughing at his "Gold" Humor/Jokes
    It's more like.. Bronze.
  4. My Cat
    And quote "He's an asshole." Which is true, 7/10 times.
  5. Anything Healthy Looking
    Pizza, Chinese takeout, and hot pockets are the best kind of foods.