CHRISTMAS MOVIE SEQUELS NO ONE ASKED FOR

Horrible sequels to the Christmas films you love
  1. Jingle all the way 2
    Hollywood is sorely lacking in muscle bound Austrians these days but Larry the cable guy? Maybe he insisted on being cast to make good on the fight against the "war on Christmas".
  2. A Christmas story 2
    Ralphie is a teenager...now instead of a BB gun he wants a car. Daniel Stern famed burglar from home alone is in this one. That's good for some Christmas cred right?
  3. Home Alone 3/4/"the holiday heist"
    Just why? Also you have to question why cast the shaggy kid when you have a whole stable of young Culkins available when this film was made.