LISTS I CONSIDERED MAKING BUT THOUGHT THE BETTER OF
Wise move, not making these lists.
- •Horrible things Gawker has said about me.Honestly, it's just too long and depressing a list.
- •Books I'm hoping to write one dayBest way to guarantee I never write them is to make a list.
- •Names of characters in our killed HBO pilotThe names are evocative and nutty, but I love this show so much and what if one of you sneers? I'll be crushed.
- •Shoes I own but haven't worn in over a year.So much photography involved in this list! I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
- •Underwear I own that's older than the average age of the users of ListAppI actually pulled open a drawer to make this list, but it turns out my underwear isn't as old as I thought! Yay!