I was nominated for, but did not win, the Northern California Book Award. What prize, I wonder, would I win?
  1. The North Side of Woolsey Street Prize for Fiction
  2. Best Eleventh Novel by a Woman With Curly Red Hair (Dyed)
  3. Three-Part Novel Set in Part (But Not Entirely) in Budapest Prize.
  4. The Waldman Genius Grant
    Nominee only. Prize won by Adelle Waldman
  5. The Five Foot Fiction Prize for Women
    Best novel by a five-foot tall woman with size five feet.
  6. The Israel-Canada-U.S. Mid-Career Literary Award
    Best novel by a mid-career novelist who was born in Israel to Canadian parents, who lived in Canada for a short while and then moved to the states.