THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL RESERVED FOR...
Suggestions eagerly anticipated.
- •East coasters who text first thing in the AMPeople! It's six in the morning here! And yeah I know. I forgot dnd but Jesus Christ.
- •Teenagers who leave the shower running while they're doing their ablutions.Thereby defeating their mother's carefully laid plans to save up for a bath. Another 3 days without a shower. Fucking drought.
- •People who go to yoga with dirty feet.Are you saving up for a bath? I don't care. Wash your goddamn feet.
- •Parents who let their kids invite almost but not the whole class to a birthday party.Bitchy mean-girl moms. The worst.
- •People who walk slowly AND take up the entire sidewalk. 👿Suggested by @rachel
- •Dick CheneySuggested by @ChrisK
- •People who stand on the left side of escalators when your goddamn train is about pull out of the station.Suggested by @sarahlefton
- •People who chew too loudlySuggested by @jamie