THINGS MY CHILDREN COULD DO THAT WOULD BE UNFORGIVABLE
I would forgive my children anything. Almost.
- •Voting RepublicanI'm not actually worried about this since it appears to be genetic and we've given them a double dose of the good stuff. http://nyti.ms/1NRf66j
- •Working for GawkerEvery once in a while Jezebel produces a decent writer, but that loathsome place is pretty much what's worst about the Internet distilled to an excrescence.
- •Become religious Jews and move to settlements in the West BankMy father used to say he'd sit shiva for us if we became ba'aleh tshuvah. I'm with him.