THINGS THAT ARENT AS EFFECTIVE AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE

  1. Acupuncture
  2. Contouring
  3. Penile enhancements
    Or so I've heard
  4. Juice cleanses
  5. The Fourth Amendment
  6. Peace talks
  7. Immigration reform
  8. Wrinkle cream
  9. Stain remover
  10. Publicists
  11. Hashtag activism