THOUGHTS I AM HAVING WHILE WAITING FOR MY BAGS AT CHARLES DE GAULLE
- •Fuck you Osama Bin LadenIf it weren't for him and his bombers I wound be able to take a bottle of Devachan one condition in my carry on and I'd be in Paris by now.
- •When is this provigil going to kick in?
- •Is the yellow "priority" ticket just a cruel Gallic joke?
- •It's very possible that my husband will one day turn into a dapper old Frenchman.
- •I should have taken these compression socks off on the plane.All this because I want to have trim ankles.
- •How is there no coffee??If they are going to make us wait for 90 minutes for bags they should give us caffeine!!
- •At least I've finally cracked the night flight cocktail!Two ambien. Precisely enough to guarantee 7 hours sleep.