THOUGHTS I'M HAVING WHILE WAITING TO PUNISH MY KID
- •I wish the kid would get home already so we could get this over with.
- •Non-violent communication sounds great but what about when you want to wring someone's neck?
- •I get that my job is to educate, but what I really want to do is punish the little goober.
- •Maybe the parenting specialist can get her ass over her and do it herself.
- •Wait. What? You brought Mommy chocolate? Never mind. You're my favorite!