TODAY'S EMBARRASSING MOMENTS

  1. Snored so loudly during acupuncture that woke myself up.
  2. Set off car alarm in front of neighbor whom I've secretly hated because her car alarm always goes off.
  3. Stuck my nose in strange man's crotch.
    To be fair, that was Mabel, not me, but I was holding the leash so I was embarrassed anyway.
  4. Didn't notice striped socks sticking out of boots until far too late in the day.
    I'm terrified of turning into one of Berkeley's "quirky" dressers.
  5. Referred to self as "Wing mom" when introducing son to Sophie Turner.
    This was yesterday but it's so gross the shame lasted through today.