NEVER HAVE I EVER

I feel like after middle school sleepovers this game got a lot less fun
  1. Successfully finished a monopoly game
    Has anyone though??
  2. Watched those Star Wars
    I know I know... I feel like I've absorbed enough about the plot through cultural osmosis to pretend I have though.
  3. Drank black coffee "for the taste"
    I don't believe people who say plain coffee tastes good.
  4. Been to Chicago
    I hear it's nice there
  5. Been able to pull off a hat as a fashion accessory
    It always feels like I'm trying too hard. Am I the only one? I feel like we need a weird head shapes anonymous for this one.
  6. Successfully done a cat eye
    Not for lack of trying I tell you!