Things I would say to my face

  1. Well hey there I have to tell you, YYYYY do you need another chap stick from Ride Aid PUT IT BACK
  2. Check your e mails for they are overflowing with your idiotic store coupons!!!
  3. Go to the gym sweet heart you've got 50,000 pounds to go! But you look great 👍🏽
  4. YOU BETTeR HAVe A NIcE DAY!!