WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE DO THESE THINGS ?!?

  1. Listen to podcasts
    Smh if you "listened to Serial and loved it" but stopped after that
  2. Watch Orphan Black
    Literally what are you doing with your life? Tatiana is a queen who plays 68483 characters. Get your life together and figure out a way to get BCC America
  3. Not exercise
    You really enjoy being super sweaty and hot and sore? Ok...
  4. Use the em dash
    It is the best invention ever—please use it. And don't just use a hyphen. That is wrong and you look stupid when you do it.