Jobs I Will Ideally Have In My Lifetime, But Probably Only Briefly

  1. Ice cream truck driver
    I wish to bring joy to the children
  2. Circus performer
    Probs juggler, plate spinner, or clown
  3. Clown
    This is a whole separate one. I've spent much time looking into clowning schools
  4. Florist
    How pleasant and nice. If only I knew shit about plants
  5. Ice cream and other dessert tester
  6. Magician
  7. Drummer for a band
  8. Fortune Cookie Writer
  9. Notary
    But like low key and just on the side as something to whip out in some weird emergency