things I tell myself I will do someday to become "Cultured"

  1. Queue up all of like Beethoven's or Mozart's work and listen to everything
  2. Train my ears to recognize different instruments in an orchestra
    FOR EXTRA PARTY TRICK VALUE: recognize violin vs viola
  3. See all of Shakespeare's plays performed
  4. Read books like war and peace, Frankenstein, wuthering heights, great expectations
    Not these specific ones, but ya know, "classics" that I don't actually have any interest in
  5. Train my nose and tongue to recognize scents and tastes to a sophisticated level
    Works for wine tasting and perfume curating