Please only board when your zone is called.
  1. People needing special assistance down the jetway
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    Can you walk? Good, don't board here.
  2. Families with children in car seats or strollers
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    How could this be more clear?
  3. Zone PREM - Diamond Medallions and First/Business Class
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    BMD boards here. The PREM is for Perfect, Really, in Every Manner.
  4. Zone SKY - Platinum and Gold Medallions
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    Board through the Sky Priority lane. The SKY is for Still Killin' it, Y'all (Delta is based in Atlanta).
  5. Zone 1 - Silver Medallions and Delta AmEx holders
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    It's the last of the good zones, but sometimes the first of the bad. This is, contrary to popular belief, not actually the first zone to board.
  6. Zone Beef - Medallions of Filet Mignon
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    Lightly seared and served over a bed of wilted garlic spinach and roasted new potatoes.
  7. Zone 2 - Normal people, back half of plane
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    "Janet, we're in Zone 2, let's stand right near the gate as boarding begins." NO, STEVE. DO NOT MISLEAD JANET LIKE THAT.
  8. Zone 3 - Normal people, front half of plane
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    Mostly consists of stressed out spouses yelling at one another because there's no more space in the overhead bins.
  9. Zone 12 - Mostly serfs
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    There's no Zones 4-11 since the dark days, nobody knows why.
  10. Zone 🌚 - Mostly smurfs
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    Look for the moon emoji on your boarding card.
  11. Zone Huff and Puff - Usually Steve and Janet when late
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    "JANET, WE HAVE TO MAKE IT FROM C19 TO A76 IN SEVEN MINUTES. TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN HEELS AND RUN."
  12. Zone X -???
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    Never board in Zone X.