1. No sweet bagels or schmears
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    Who puts fruit in a bagel, honestly?
  2. Cake donuts only.
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  3. No fucking way am I waiting 3 hours for a cronut.
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    Who would wait 3 hours for a non-cake donut?
  4. Hey, who ate the middle of my toast?!
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