My Favorite Things Linda Belcher Has Said

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    "Some people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny diarrhea πŸ˜›πŸ˜› diarrhea πŸ˜›πŸ˜›!"
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    "Ah! My Face!"
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    "You got my zest for life and my extra long pinky toe."
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    "The BUTT-ler!"
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    "Don't judge me, you judgeroo. Go play your judgeridoo."
  6. β€’
    "We need to go over some ground rules for tonight Miss Mouthy: no boys, no partying, no summoning spirits or switching bodies, and no filling the house with soap bubbles."
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    "Mommy doesn't get drunk. She just has fun."
  8. β€’
    "Don’t tell me not to have a crap attack. I’ll have a crap attack any time I want.”
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    "I’ve only had half of four bottles of wine.”
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    "...Tammy can sit in syrup. Let the bees get her."