BAROMETER OF FRUSTRATION WITH ELDRICK TIGER WOODS TODAY

  1. 7am - YES TIGER LETS DO IT. 10 YEAR DROUGHT ENDS NOW
  2. 9am - feeling fantastic about my $500 @ 50-1 for Tiger to win the masters
  3. 11am - just moved all my meetings to get ready for the 11:45 Am PST tee time.
  4. Noon - tiger bogeys first hole. COT DAMNIT.
  5. 1pm "we have never seen anyone play the 9th hole this far left. Oh my goodness." - Jim Nantz
  6. 1:20 - changes channel to Fox Sports 6