ADVICE GRANDMA GAVE ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

*Disclaimer: I love my grandma to death
  1. "Don't spike your hair up like that, it makes you look like a gang banger"
  2. Granny: "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" Me: *Insert dream job* Granny: "Then you better drink your fish oil and prune juice!"
  3. "If you can't say something nice, then just shut up"
    (But grandma...you just told me to shut up?)
  4. "If you keep shmackin' your lips like that when you eat, you'll never find a pretty girl"
  5. "If you're ever in a hurry just sweep the crumbs under the fridge, your mom will never know"
    *winks
  6. *pours me red wine, hands me chocolate*
    My Mom Mom always believed in "setting the stage" for heavy conversations and let me tell you, it helps.
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  7. "They just have to be breathing Kelly. No need to be picky"
    My grandma's advice on finding "the one."
    Suggested by   @kelrie
  8. "If you wear lipstick, you will have friends"
    My grandmother has never left the house without lipstick and attributes social success to it.
    Suggested by   @kelrie
  9. "It's just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor one." Thanks, Mamoo! I love and miss you so much. ❤️
    Suggested by   @TheSingingHon
  10. Never gain too much weight while pregnant.
    "The baby only weighs 8 pounds! The rest is all mom."
    Suggested by   @AMR
  11. Don't stand too close to open windows.
    You might fall out.
    Suggested by   @cakecaroline