1. I believe I'll have the soup.
  2. But, I'm a frayed knot!
  3. Nothing silly, carrots can't talk!
  4. I did, and we had such a good time, now we're going to a ball game.
  5. His horse's name was Friday!
  6. It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was amazing!!
  7. I would but, I think he'd bite me!
  8. Donald Trump (Wait....Sorry, that's the whole joke.)