More Reasons I Haven't Made a List Since Dinosaurs Lived in the Neighborhood

  1. List app?
  2. Lost app?
  3. My thumbs fell off
  4. I looked up from my phone
  5. Missed app?
  6. List crap?
  7. I was actually working on a new book
  8. I counted the hours I was spending on Instagram and Facebook and ran out of fingers
  9. I now have Sonos in the house and can't stop dancing long enough to write
  10. I keep carrying one of our old dogs outside so she won't pee in the house. Who has time to make a fucking list?