Reasons I Haven't Published a List for the Past Few Weeks

  1. My dog ate my iPhone
  2. I had been abducted by penguins
  3. I was thinking, another list? Really?
  4. My thumbs were on strike
  5. I actually was out in the world working
  6. I wrote an amazing list and my phone crashed and I couldn't remember what I had listed. (This clearly did NOT happen, but it would have been a good excuse)
  7. I updated this app and for some reason all the lists I made appeared on Whistle, the app to track your dog. Somewhere there are lots of dogs running around, smiling about my lists. The ones you will never get to read, unless of course you are a dog, in which case, you know what I'm talking about.