1. Team Name "Average Shmoes"
  2. Dolph Lundgren
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    Walk away from the pre-match handshake without shaking. Riiiiight.
  3. Vince Vaughn
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    And only with that mustache, intimidating AF.
  4. Jenny Finch
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    The real-life Kate Veatch - hot AF and able to underhand a dodgeball through your skull.
  5. Dr. Ruth
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    Go ahead and throw a dodgeball at this adorable, tiny little frail woman who gave you all that sex advice over the years. No?? That's what I thought.
  6. Qin Shaobo
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    Tiny little SOB would be impossible to hit.
  7. Alternate - Will Ferrell
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    Comic relief and surprisingly light on his feet considering how large he is.
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