7 Currently *Awesome* Things About The Tripocalypse™

Not ranked, they're all *awesome.* #SorryNotSorry if this is breaking from my normal Li.stdenity, need to vent about living with triplet 3.5 year-old boys...
  1. 1.
    They just started pre-school, so we get a 3 hour chunk of quiet 2 days a week 🎉 - but they're all sick now and someone in our house will be sick for the next 6 months straight.
  2. 2.
    One of them is going through some kind of extreme separation anxiety (but oddly, not at pre-school?!), and screams like someone stabbed him in the eye if one of us is not in line of sight.
  3. 3.
    2 of them are out of diapers, but still have code brown accidents. Fun to clean up.
  4. 4.
    They're in toddler beds and the bedtime routine is down to 30 minutes, but some nights all 3 end up in our bed - which means I'm on the couch. I can count the nights of 6+ straight hours of sleep in the last month on Jason Pierre-Paul's right hand.
  5. 5.
    Wifey is sick so trying to be nice and let her sleep downstairs, last night all 4 boys were in the bed by 4:30 am which meant I slept on the floor (due to #2).
  6. 6.
    One of them is water-obsessed, so if someone leaves a bathroom door open we have to be listening closely for running water or we end up with a flooded bathroom counter/floor (twice this week).
  7. 7.
    Big brother taught them how fun it is to throw things up into the running ceiling fan in their room, so if one (or more) of them disappears it's likely they're chucking objects into the fan and cracking the window (to match the other window that was cracked at some point earlier this week).
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