Requested by Brett Gerig

A Contradiction About Me

  1. I am poor, cheap, and starving when I go to a car dealership to help my good friend buy a car.
  2. But I will buy 10 Twix bars and not eat them to present a Candy Lineup and attempt to prove that a mechanic got the candy bar that I paid for but did not fall from its perch in the vending machine.