🍦Ben & Jerry's 7 Best Flavors, Ranked🍦
This list is definitive. Don't you dare scroll to the bottom, you already know what number 1 is and just like a pint of B&J's, the journey to the bottom is where the joy is.
- •Half Baked"Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Fudge Brownies & Gobs of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough." Starting off with an amalgam of great flavors may seem like a cop-out but it's too good to be left off and it's my list and if you don't like it if suggest you make your own list even though we know this list is Certified Definitive and so it's settled then.
- •Chubby Hubby"Vanilla Malt Ice Cream with Peanutty Fudge-covered Pretzels with Fudge & Peanut Buttery Swirls." Is Peanutty a word? Does this name shame me in to not eating it because of the accuracy? Are there more than 5 better B&J flavors? A resounding "NO!!" to all of these, good sir or madam! Good day to you!!
- •Chocolate Fudge Brownie"Chocolate Ice Cream with Fudge Brownies." This flavor has been indicted over 1 million times for the murder of feelings. So many feels buried in the bottom of this pint. So. Many.
- •Vanilla Caramel Fudge"Vanilla Ice Cream with Swirls of Caramel & Fudge." Another terrific ménage à trois (and let's just agree there's no such thing as a bad one because I'd like to keep that illusion ok thanks moving on). Love this one, so good.
- •Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough"Vanilla Ice Cream with Gobs of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough." A classic, this is a go-to and likely to be found wherever ice cream is sold (gas station, CVS, mall, taco truck, etc). So simple, but so good!
- •Americone Dream"Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl." IDGAF how you feel about one Mr. Stephen Colbert, this mixture of flavors is glorious. How do they keep the waffle cone pieces crunchy?!? Don't care give me more!!
- •Cherry Garcia"Cherry Ice Cream with Cherries and Fudge Flakes." Cannot be topped, the combination of cherry and fudge with the creamy cherry ice cream is like an angel floating down on glowing white wings to deliver a spoonful of heaven on to your tongue. I will fight you and your grandmother (and her cat) for the last pint.