Christmas Movies I Won't Be Watching

*ducks in anticipation of disagreements*
  1. It's A Wonderful Life
    I avoided this movie for years and years and was finally forced to watch it - blech. It's the worst. Seriously.
  2. Charlie Brown Christmas
    What a bunch of bullies!!!! Give the poor bald kid a break, Jebus. Nothing makes me less in the Christmas spirit than Lucy calling people "blockhead" and pulling footballs out from under Charlie Brown.
  3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
    Claymation?! No thanks, mmmkaybye
  4. A Christmas Carol (2009 - Jim Carrey)
    Jim jumped the shark so long ago I'm not sure "jumping the shark" was even in the lexicon yet.