Help me. Please. 🚨Trigger warning🚨 This list is one big 😱 and 😬 and 😳.
  1. Hello, my name is Brett, and I am a li.staholic.
    Allow me to list my symptoms. Yes, I see it.
  2. I cannot unlock my phone without checking, and likely unlocking *just* to check at least 80% of the time.
  3. I have published as many as 5 lists in a single day.
  4. I have more drafts than I find reasonable or manageable.
  5. I know what every single option and click on the app is for and how it works, mostly by trial (and some error).
    But also because I'm a tech 🤓
  6. I get excited thinking about what changes could be in the next release (and how upset people will get).
  7. I list when I should be paying attention to work-related activities.
  8. I have faked a need to use the bathroom to list.
  9. I have gone back and checked a list after commenting multiple times to see if a person responded and just forgot to tag me.
  10. I get anxious when I think I may have submitted a Suggestion without ❤️ the list.
  11. I have almost completely stopped using all other forms of social media.
  12. I feel a camaraderie with the main faces of and get excited when I see him/them in the public eye.
  13. I get a rush of adrenaline when I get a ❤️ from a blue-✔️.
  14. Confetti has been forever changed for me.
  15. I have a core group of li.sters whose lists I will ❤️ almost every time they publish. OK probably every time.
    Because they're awesome.
  16. I manually refresh my Notifications if there aren't new ones since I last checked 5 minutes ago. OK, thirty seconds ago.
  17. I hope nobody I know IRL joins because I like the freeing anonymity I currently have.
  18. I hope somebody I know IRL joins because I want them to see my lists and read them and like them and therefore validate and like me.
  19. I want to believe that I list regardless of whether I get ❤️ or trend.
    But deep down I know better.
  20. I see things in list form.
  21. I have checked my Notifications at 2 am when returning from a crying child's room.
  22. I get jealous of the live attendees, and think I would attend and read a list (and know which one) but would likely chicken out.
    #FOMO (did I use that right?)
  23. I tag other users in lists I think they'd appreciate or enjoy.
  24. I read some people's lists in their voice and/or accent based on the few I've heard or based on where they live.
  25. I really enjoy the Joann/Michaels/Hobby Lobby beef (but it feels VERY one-sided at this point. Hit me up via LR if Michaels/HB want to re-enter the fray @michaelsstores @HobbyLobby)
  26. I occasionally visualize what it's like at HQ.
  27. I want to meet so many users.
  28. I cannot let a Comment addressed to me go unanswered.
    And if I do it's unintentional.
  29. I genuinely look forward to work travel and the time I can spend on
  30. Help.