📂 Dad Jokes #draftmas

Jokes my Dad told without fail growing up, that I hated, and now do to my sons. #gettingold
  1. Kids in back of car/minivan: "Where are we going?" Dad: "Follow me."
  2. Kid: "I (or mom or anyone) got a haircut" Dad: "Which one?"
  3. Kid: "What's for dessert?" Dad:" The table!"