Listen up fellas, this advice has served me well.
  1. Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven!
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  2. There are seven?
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  3. Lemme see that.
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    Oh yeah.
  4. That's one?
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  5. Kind of an important one!
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  6. Oh, ya know.... Ya know what? I was looking at it upside down...
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  7. Ha!
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    Well, ya know, sometimes that helps...
  8. Okay, now, most guys will hit one, two, and three and then go to seven and set up camp.
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  9. And that's bad?
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  10. Well, if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.
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  11. Well you might if it were anything like seven.
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  12. All right, uh the important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all and you want to mix them up. You got to keep them on their toes.
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  13. Oh TOES!!
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    Yeah, for some people.
  14. All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5..... a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7...
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  15. 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven.
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