Requested by Michaels

F*ck Marry Kill: Michaels, Joann Fabrics, Hobby Lobby

  1. F*CK
    Joann Fabrics - a mouth like that translates well into the bedroom.
  2. MARRY
    Michaels - the most stable and "normal," my mom shops there so taking this one home would be a win-win.
  3. KILL
    Hobby Lobby - sorry @ladyprofessor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯