Ideally a flesh wound. Inspired by @wrchrt.
  1. Samwise Gamgee
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    Nobody is watching Sam's back while he does the most difficult job in Middle Earth. I got you, bro.
  2. Tipo and Chaca
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    Adorable little scamps, unwittingly caught up in Kuzco's real estate scam. Mom's preggers and doesn't have her usual lateral movement - I gots this, Pacha and Chicha.
  3. Louise Banks
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    The fate of humanity rests with her!!!
  4. Coach Taylor
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    He's MY coach. I don't care what school comes gunning for him, those bullets have to come through me. I got this, @kcupcaker
  5. Elaine Benes
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    I mean, after taking a bullet, I'd get at least one date with her, right? And the show isn't the same without her.....
  6. Kenny Powers
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    #Hero
  7. Drew Holt
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    Sorely lacking in father-figures (ergo, bullet-takers), the bullet I'd take is likely due to some shenanigans Amber got him into. Worth it for the best of the Braverman grandchildren.
  8. Charlize Theron
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    She's not real. It's not possible for a human to be that perfect, and she must be saved.