Inspired by @Lindi - all from my childhood.
  1. Pizza Hut Pepperoni Personal Pan Pizza
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    Say that fast 3 times. BOOK IT!!! Amiright?
  2. Corn Flakes (with 2 spoonfuls of sugar snuck on)
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    Don't tell mom.
  3. FROSTED Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop Tarts
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    Unfrosted is a crime against humanity. I'll eat other frosted flavors, I guess, but they're all painfully inferior.
  4. Fruit Punch Kool-Aid
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    From the packet mixed with sugar.
  5. Big League Chew
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    You know, so the little leaguers can learn proper mouth-tobacco procedures.
  6. Bottle Caps Candy
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    From the roller rink.
  7. ET Cereal
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    Limited availability.
  8. Mamba Candy
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    From the school store in HS.
  9. Dairy Queen Dipped Cone
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    Cherry first, followed by Butterscotch. Dilly bars could be substituted in a pinch.
  10. Watermelon Sticks Candy
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    Haven't seen these in years.
  11. Ice Cream Sandwiches
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    From my Grandma's freezer.
  12. Butterscotch Candies
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    From my other Grandma's coffee table crystal bowl.