Gift Cards That Don't Exist But If You Bought Me One I'd Love You Forever

Forever-ever? Forever-ever, ever.
  1. 2 hours of uninterrupted time to work on my car in the garage
  2. Weekly house-cleaning service by an invisible entity that I don't have to interact with
  3. 24 hours of calorie-free food consumption
    OML nom nom nom nom
  4. 1 hour of concall time with relevant, pertinent information that feels well worth the time and everyone leaves feeling like they wished it could have gone longer
  5. 2 hours of campfire time where I don't get swarmed by mosquitoes
    Seriously just stop!!!! 😡
  6. A Follow by 5 blue-checks of my choice
    Who would ❤️ and 🔁 and Comment all the time on my awesome lists #sigh
  7. Daily laundry service, including folding and putting away
    Again, by an invisible entity.
  8. 10 hours of uninterrupted sleep in my own bed
  9. A monthly iPhone exchange program
    Where I get a new one with everything updated/transferred delivered to me on the 1st day of the month.
  10. 2 First-Class tickets on a direct flight to Fiji