How to Be Me in 5 Easy Steps

  1. Stare down the end of your 30's without fear.
    See I'm getting in on this GIF (HARD G PEOPLE) thing with you kids.
  2. Have too many toddlers in your house.
  3. Spend time traveling for work.
  4. Keep as many fires under control as possible.
  5. Try and relax if you ever get 5 seconds of peace.
  6. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. CK