How to Get Someone Afraid of Swimming in a Lake to Swim in a Lake
Thanks for the LR @wilmotwrites !
- •Hey there, thanks for coming over! Glad you guys could make it.Here, have a 🍺
- •So how's your summer going? Yeah, it's been hot!That 🍺 looks like it's almost gone, here have another 🍺
- •The sun is really beating down today, isn't it? It's like 95!Oh man I'm so thirsty, you want another 🍺? I'm getting one for myself I'll bring you one.
- •I know what would cool us down, why don't we head out in the 🚤And have a few 🍺
- •You should wear your suit though in case we jump in! The water's great.How's that 🍺 tasting? Need another? No? Ok...
- •What's that? You don't swim in lakes - why not?!?Yore starting to slur your words a little bit, maybe you should slow down on the 🍺 because with the ☀️ it can dehydrate you quickly, here have some water.
- •That's just silly. Here, watch your step getting from the dock to the 🚤It can be slippery. Done with that water? Ok just put the bottle over there and we'll put it in the recycling later.
- •So we'll just cruise for a few minutes.Can you grab me a 🍺 from the cooler? You should grab one for yourself.
- •*Halfway across lake* Uh-oh, something isn't right *engine shuts off*
- •Hmmm, it looks like we are out of gas.Guess we'll have to finish the 🍺
- •Can you see if the gas cap is still on? It's there in the back....Here let me hold your 🍺
- •Yeah just stand on the back deck....
- •*shoves into lake*
- •Drives 🚤 away🏊🏼