I Have A Particular Set Of Skills.... 🍂📂

Or maybe that should be "peculiar?" 🤔
  1. I can swallow pills with no liquid.
  2. I am a stellar DJ (for the 30+ crowd) and am always complimented on my mix choices.
  3. I will find our destination in the shortest possible time, regardless of distractions inside or outside the vehicle.
  4. I can mow extremely straight lines.
  5. I can name the title and artist of 96.3% of songs played in public places.
  6. I can name almost every member of the '85 Chicago Bears by position from memory.
  7. I can get up in front of any size group of people with little to no notice and effectively present the salient points needed.
  8. I am a very savvy (and stealthy) business traveler.
  9. I can predict the length of a Best Man's speech within 5 seconds, before he begins.
  10. I am a Microsoft PowerPoint and Word black belt level 5.
  11. I can beat a list topic/theme into the ground. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯