I Have A Particular Set Of Skills.... 🍂📂
Or maybe that should be "peculiar?" 🤔
- •I can swallow pills with no liquid.
- •I am a stellar DJ (for the 30+ crowd) and am always complimented on my mix choices.
- •I will find our destination in the shortest possible time, regardless of distractions inside or outside the vehicle.
- •I can mow extremely straight lines.
- •I can name the title and artist of 96.3% of songs played in public places.
- •I can name almost every member of the '85 Chicago Bears by position from memory.
- •I can get up in front of any size group of people with little to no notice and effectively present the salient points needed.
- •I am a very savvy (and stealthy) business traveler.
- •I can predict the length of a Best Man's speech within 5 seconds, before he begins.
- •I am a Microsoft PowerPoint and Word black belt level 5.
- •I can beat a list topic/theme into the ground. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯