I'm Buzzed At A Work Dinner/Drinks Event - AMA

Subject to deletion at my whim *burp*
  1. Who's the most drunk of your coworkers?
    Suggested by   @NumbahTwo
  2. Which co worker would you sacrifice into a volcano if it meant saving everyone else at the party?
    Suggested by   @Melodie
  3. Are the pretzels making you thirsty?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  4. What do you do for a living? Let's start there.
    Suggested by   @bccollins
  5. Would you rather be buzzed and stuck at a work dinner/drinks thing with DMB or U2?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  6. Pretend they just gave you a big award: let's hear your Oscar/Emmy/Grammy/Espy speech now:
    Suggested by   @andersun
  7. How do you spell opportunity?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  8. How come no one else is asking you questions?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  9. What's would be your go-to karaoke song were you to suddenly become the guy who grabs the mic?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  10. Who is the company bags champion?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  11. Who would be the company bags champion at a sober afternoon family picnic event?
    Suggested by   @andersun
  12. Who you got for AL MVP?
    And seriously, why isn't it Mike Trout?
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  13. Do you have a safe ride home?
    (Designated driver? Nearby hotel room? We need you day-listing™ tomorrow.)
    Suggested by   @andersun