Subject to deletion at my whim *burp*
  1. Who's the most drunk of your coworkers?
    Suggested by @NumbahTwo
  2. Are the pretzels making you thirsty?
    Suggested by @andersun
  3. What do you do for a living? Let's start there.
    Suggested by @bccollins
  4. Would you rather be buzzed and stuck at a work dinner/drinks thing with DMB or U2?
    Suggested by @andersun
  5. Pretend they just gave you a big award: let's hear your Oscar/Emmy/Grammy/Espy speech now:
    Suggested by @andersun
  6. How do you spell opportunity?
    Suggested by @andersun
  7. How come no one else is asking you questions?
    Suggested by @andersun
  8. What's would be your go-to karaoke song were you to suddenly become the guy who grabs the mic?
    Suggested by @andersun
  9. Who is the company bags champion?
    Suggested by @andersun
  10. Who would be the company bags champion at a sober afternoon family picnic event?
    Suggested by @andersun
  11. Who you got for AL MVP?
    And seriously, why isn't it Mike Trout?
    Suggested by @HisDudeness
  12. Do you have a safe ride home?
    (Designated driver? Nearby hotel room? We need you day-listing™ tomorrow.)
    Suggested by @andersun