I'm Buzzed At A Work Dinner/Drinks Event - AMA
Subject to deletion at my whim *burp*
- •Who's the most drunk of your coworkers?Suggested by @NumbahTwo
- •Are the pretzels making you thirsty?
- •What do you do for a living? Let's start there.Suggested by @bccollins
- •Would you rather be buzzed and stuck at a work dinner/drinks thing with DMB or U2?
- •Pretend they just gave you a big award: let's hear your Oscar/Emmy/Grammy/Espy speech now:
- •How do you spell opportunity?
- •How come no one else is asking you questions?
- •What's would be your go-to karaoke song were you to suddenly become the guy who grabs the mic?
- •Who is the company bags champion?
- •Who would be the company bags champion at a sober afternoon family picnic event?
- •Who you got for AL MVP?And seriously, why isn't it Mike Trout?Suggested by @HisDudeness
- •Do you have a safe ride home?(Designated driver? Nearby hotel room? We need you day-listing™ tomorrow.)