I'm not talking about an Assistant (ppshhhh, that requires interaction and pay and whatnot ❌), I'm talking about a legit clone that I can make appear instantly and then when he's done with my bidding, make him vanish.
  1. Answer the door and have awkward interactions with food delivery people.
  2. Lick any envelope.
  3. Dial in, announce me as present, then hand me the phone once the conference call finally gets started after 5 minutes of people joining and roll calls and chitchat about the weather while the leader figures out the agenda or tries to track down late attendees.
  4. Change every GD diaper.
  5. Put change in the meter (especially in the rain).
  6. Take out the trash.
  7. Go out to the mailbox and make small talk with the neighbors when I'm not in the mood for chitchat.
  8. The laundry.
    Every facet.
  9. Pay the babysitter.
  10. Tell my Uber driver that I'm not interested in having a conversation.
    So I can put down this phone and look out the window in peace.
  11. Pump gas into my car and the portable gas cans.
  12. Load the dishwasher for other members of the household.
  13. Get out of bed and make coffee.
  14. Wrap up conversations with my parents.
    "Yup. Uh-huh. OK, gotta go... What's that? Yeah. Mm-hmmm. Right. OK, gotta go..."
  15. Fill out work surveys and take mandatory web training.
  16. Unload the dishwasher.
  17. Make lunches the night before school/camp.
  18. Clean the garage.
  19. Answer the front door when there's a knock and we're not expecting anyone.