Just Overheard In The Checkout Line At Golf Galaxy

  1. Older Woman
    "Can you tell me where the Michaels is?"
  2. Older Man Running Cash Register
    "Michaels? Is that like Hobby Lobby? Hobby Lobby is right down the street that way."
  3. Older Woman
    "No, I'm looking for Michaels. They're both craft stores but have different things."
  4. Older Man Running Cash Register
    "Hmm. Let me ask Jeff, he's been working here for a while. (shouting to younger guy in putting green area) JEFF DO YOU KNOW WHERE MICHAELS IS?"
  5. Jeff
    "NO, BUT THERE'S A JO-ANN FABRICS AROUND THE CORNER IN THIS MALL COMPLEX..."
  6. Older Woman
    (Visibly irritated) "It's fine, I'll call my daughter and ask her."
  7. Me
    (As we meet at the door) "Ma'am, I just found Michaels on my phone, they're about a mile that way. Maybe the Hobby Lobby or the Michaels would have what you're looking for..?"
  8. Older Woman
    "Thank you young man, but what I need is at Michaels - I don't really like Hobby Lobby and Jo-Ann is more fabric. Thanks anyway..."
  9. Me
    (Under my breath) "Well their lists are awesome."