My Dessert Island List

Inspired by @andersun, @clairewentthere, @jennifergster . Ranked by likelihood of homicide - bring your own fork, cautiously....
  1. 7.
    Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies
    If you bring some vanilla ice cream, I will share one. Quarter. One quarter of a bite.
  2. 6.
    Peanut Butter Cup Brownies
    You can scavenge for crumbs.
  3. 5.
    Peach Cobbler ala mode
    Hopefully the beating stops before flatline.
  4. 4.
    Olive Garden Raspberry White ChocolateCheescake
    Another step closer and I will end you.
  5. 3.
    Dutch Apple Pie ala mode
    I'm serious, I will gut you like a pig.
  6. 2.
    My wife's Grandmother's Cranberry White Chocolate Crumble Bars
    This gun is loaded.
  7. 1.
    Cherry Pie ala mode
    30 foot radius if you value your life.