Inspired by @andersun, @clairewentthere, @jennifergster . Ranked by likelihood of homicide - bring your own fork, cautiously....
  1. Warm Chocolate Chip Cookies
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    If you bring some vanilla ice cream, I will share one. Quarter. One quarter of a bite.
  2. Peanut Butter Cup Brownies
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    You can scavenge for crumbs.
  3. Peach Cobbler ala mode
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    Hopefully the beating stops before flatline.
  4. Olive Garden Raspberry White ChocolateCheescake
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    Another step closer and I will end you.
  5. Dutch Apple Pie ala mode
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    I'm serious, I will gut you like a pig.
  6. My wife's Grandmother's Cranberry White Chocolate Crumble Bars
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    This gun is loaded.
  7. Cherry Pie ala mode
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    30 foot radius if you value your life.